Ok people, this one is for real. I've got a lovely lady by the name of Cherrine who's up for a date with, yes, possibly you! (please ignore 'you' if you're a lady, a turd, or really really young or old) Background Cherrine's a friend of The Rational Neurotic who's a great friend of mine. This idea is set up by The Rational Neurotic but the competition is hosted upon my blog because The Rational Neurotic thinks I have greater hits. Actually, I think so too, but I'm just being outright modest. The Lady Cherrine's a clubber, and she frequents karoakoe pubs. Cherrine's a NIE trainee at present. It means she has the brains, and we all do love a lady with a good head on her shoulders, don't we? Cherrine is 1.62m tall. You need to be at least as tall as her. You might have fears that 'clubbers are ONS-ers', but The Rational Neurotic explicitly mentioned that she's "loving, caring and sweet to her man" And for a little excitement, Cherrine has her navel pierced. The Game Cherrine wants to watch the movie, 'Da Vinci Code', and do dinner. Tickets for the movie is free-of-charge for the candidate, but dinner's on the guy. To snag this date, you'll need to do a write-up on why Cherrine should catch the movie and do dinner with you. The Rules 1) Tell us about yourself. -> Its a screening process. Any dishonesty will be reflected after the whole date. We want to know your (a) age, (b) personality, (c) occupation, (d) hobbies/interests. 2) Candidates will have to do a write-up on why Cherrine should date you. ->Convince us. Saying you have a big willy immediately disqualifies you. 3) Send us a recent picture of you. ->Don't lie to us with a picture of you looking all good and shapely in NS when in actual fact you're one big rolly-polly. Don't forget that I'll have the details. Send to? Your entries will be vetted by me and The Rational Neurotic. Don't worry, your entries will be kept confidential. Send your emails and a recent picture to me: gagreflex at gmail dot com and The Rational Neurotic: rationalneurotic at gmail dot com http://notyourusualshit.blogspot.com/2006/05/cherrine-date-show_18.html -- Cheah Chu Wen gagreflex@reallyfast.info -- http://www.fastmail.fm - A fast, anti-spam email service. |
Comments on "Cherrine Date Show"
Good luck on the auditions, I mean date. I hope that there's omebody nice out there who'll write in and who give your friend a good time. But seriously, I wouldn't hold out high hopes of looking for Prince Charming.