Fart

I can feel my tummy rumbling with gas. I really need to fart. Burping unfortunately isn't allevating the issue. hahahaha at least I can say, seriously, honestly, that the bulge on my tummy (sometimes) isn't fats. damn. I need to fart! ps I'll be amending the templates... promised myself but too lazy.. ;p update 0130H: I hate spammers. This is a friggin blog, not my personal inbox. Not even 10 minutes after I posted, some idiot spammed me already. If I were some celebrity blogger, you pay me. If not, please don't waste my time! @!#$%^&*()